THE NAME

Q:  Ha ha!  Do you lie a lot?
A:  No.  And the name is actually pronounced "Lees" (rhymes with cheese).

Q:  Who even has a name like that?
A:  Certain people whose ancestors came from Luxembourg.  Pretty much everyone in the US with this last name is related, if you go back five generations or so.  My great-great-great-something grandfather came over from Luxembourg and dragged the name with him.  It's meant that nobody in the family can ever go into politics.